i wish i can take a break on life too 

like sleep for 10 years and then wake up and everything is ok

i need to find me some evil step mom

ugh fucking rain won’t fuck off 

why am i always attracted to guys who look like lesbians

am i a straight lesbian

like i really like lesbians but i know deep inside that fingers and tongue won’t cut it so i go for guys who look like lesbians

or gay guys

what am i talking about

i’m gonna make some milk tea and nutella sandwich before i kill myself

i don’t want to quit my job because of my boss and at the same time i really want to quit my job because of my boss

i am so tired of living

so people from work are claiming they don’t masturbate

what a bunch of liars